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Sunday, March 29, 2009

Sunday Funnies; Volume 57.

1. Teaching Math In 1970 > > A logger sells a lorry load of timber for $1000. > His cost of production is 4/5 of the selling price. > What is his profit? > > 2.. Teaching Maths In 1980 > A logger sells a lorry load of timber for $1000. > His cost of production is 4/5 of the selling price, or $800. > What is his profit? > > 3. Teaching Maths In 1990 > A logger sells a lorry load of timber for $1000. > His cost of production is $800. > Did he make a profit? > 4. Teaching Maths In 2000 > A logger sells a lorry load of timber for $1000. > His cost of production is $800 and his profit is $200. > Your assignment: Underline the number 200. > > 5. Teaching Maths In 2008 > > A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is totally selfish > and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or > the preservation of our woodlands. > He does this so he can make a profit of $200. What do you think > of this way of making a living? > Topic for class participation after answering the question: > How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their > homes? (There are no wrong answers. > If you are upset about the plight of the animals in question > counselling will be available). > > >

1 comment:

  1. Talk about hitting the nail on the head!
    Our public education system has really gone down hill, no wonder our young adults & children cannot even make change!I am embarrassed for our few GOOD teachers, who know they should be doing better than this - yet are not required to, don't have the materials to, and certainly not the time.

    ReplyDelete

Please keep it clean and reasonably civil. "Public figures" are fair game, consistent with the "actual malice" exception. I suggest you Google both terms before you go off half-cocked.