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Saturday, July 25, 2009

Armadillo invasion: any suggestions?

Well, yesterday, a neighborhood kid did a bang-up job on my lawn. It looked so good that last night, a damned armdillo couldn't resist digging it up looking for grub worms or mole crickets, I suppose. I don't think I have either, which probably explains why he gave it up after about a dozen test holes. Is there any kind of a product that will discourage them?

5 comments:

  1. .22 rifle with short rounds. Work's great.

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  2. Shame on you, you beast! Can you imagine the shock to Alex' delicate green psyche from the horrible image of wanton carnage your suggestion invokes!?

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  3. Yeah, but the damned armadillo would be gone!

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  4. Well, he did not return last night so I reckon my guess that I did not have any grubs or mole crickets was correct. That Ortho-MAX broad spectrum lawn insecticde I applied (more correctly, my housekeeper applied) about 6 weeks ago must have worked. Come to think of it, I've had no more visits from the neighborhood mole lately either.

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  5. I say kill em all and let God sort em out. Semper Fi


    Rebel Dawg

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Please keep it clean and reasonably civil. "Public figures" are fair game, consistent with the "actual malice" exception. I suggest you Google both terms before you go off half-cocked.