Daddy's car in the woods?
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time.I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs.'
Mummy fainted!
Moral:
Sometimes you need to just shut the f**k up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!
Daddy's car in the woods?
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time.I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs.'
Mummy fainted!
Moral:
Sometimes you need to just shut the f**k up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!
Sunday, August 28, 2011
Friday, August 26, 2011
Some more good news (mostly) from the JDA!
PRESS RELEASE
August 26, 2011
For Immediate Release
Contact:
Camden County Joint Development Authority
912-729-7201
Positive Absorption
in Camden County Industrial Market
Trident Coast, Camden County, Georgia
The Camden County Joint Development Authority ("JDA") recently completed the 2011 Industrial Market Study of Camden County, Georgia. The results of the survey indicate positive absorption over the previous year, resulting in a decline in the vacancy rate by five hundred basis points. More specifically, the vacancy rate declined from 27% in 2010 to 22% in 2011. Excluding the former Gilman bag plant (WAMK Building), the effective vacancy drops to 8%.
According to David Keating, Executive Director of the JDA, "I am pleased to report the Camden County industrial market experienced positive absorption during the last twelve months. New companies locating to the area and existing companies expanding in the area were the primary drivers of this absorption. Some of the larger deals contributing to this trend include the lease of 25,000 square feet in the Camden County Industrial Park; the lease of 26,000 square feet in the WAMK Building; and the lease of 15,000 square feet of showroom/warehouse space located along Georgia Highway 40."
Though absorption was positive and the vacancy rate declined, rental rates and asking sale prices softened over the period as well. The average rental rate declined from approximately $3.70 per square foot to $3.60 per square foot, and asking sale prices declined from approximately $30 per square foot to $27 per square foot. According to Keating, "the market remains price sensitive with tenants and buyers able to negotiate concessions to close deals. Actual rents and prices vary considerably, depending on size and condition/quality of the space involved."
The survey reported a total market inventory of +/- 1.1 Million square feet of building area. Of this building area, most of the space (58%) was held by just two property owners - Bayer Crop Science, Inc. and WAMK Ltd. Other building inventory (42%) within the County consisted of smaller facilities less than 50,000 square feet held in a variety of ownerships. According to Keating, "our market is characterized by a few large users and many small users. We need more space in the 25,000 to 75,000 square foot range to attract mid-sized companies. This is a development opportunity."
The study was conducted by the JDA with assistance from an intern at the College of Coastal Georgia; a unit of the University system of Georgia. "I want to especially thank Andy Perkins, a business student at the College of Coastal Georgia, for his assistance in conducting this study. And, I would like thank Dr. Hepburn and Dr. Mathews of the College for creating this internship program," Keating added. "Andy will graduate in a year and be a great asset to any organization he chooses to join in the future."
Camden County Joint Development Authority
107 N. Gross Road, #2
Kingsland, GA 31548
912.729.7201
www.ccjda.com ccjda@co.camden.ga.us
About the JDA
The Camden County Joint Development Authority is a multi-jurisdictional economic development agency whose mission is to promote Camden County to business and industry, to expand and diversify the local economy, and stimulate the creation of quality employment opportunities to provide a better quality of life for citizens.
August 26, 2011
For Immediate Release
Contact:
Camden County Joint Development Authority
912-729-7201
Positive Absorption
in Camden County Industrial Market
Trident Coast, Camden County, Georgia
The Camden County Joint Development Authority ("JDA") recently completed the 2011 Industrial Market Study of Camden County, Georgia. The results of the survey indicate positive absorption over the previous year, resulting in a decline in the vacancy rate by five hundred basis points. More specifically, the vacancy rate declined from 27% in 2010 to 22% in 2011. Excluding the former Gilman bag plant (WAMK Building), the effective vacancy drops to 8%.
According to David Keating, Executive Director of the JDA, "I am pleased to report the Camden County industrial market experienced positive absorption during the last twelve months. New companies locating to the area and existing companies expanding in the area were the primary drivers of this absorption. Some of the larger deals contributing to this trend include the lease of 25,000 square feet in the Camden County Industrial Park; the lease of 26,000 square feet in the WAMK Building; and the lease of 15,000 square feet of showroom/warehouse space located along Georgia Highway 40."
Though absorption was positive and the vacancy rate declined, rental rates and asking sale prices softened over the period as well. The average rental rate declined from approximately $3.70 per square foot to $3.60 per square foot, and asking sale prices declined from approximately $30 per square foot to $27 per square foot. According to Keating, "the market remains price sensitive with tenants and buyers able to negotiate concessions to close deals. Actual rents and prices vary considerably, depending on size and condition/quality of the space involved."
The survey reported a total market inventory of +/- 1.1 Million square feet of building area. Of this building area, most of the space (58%) was held by just two property owners - Bayer Crop Science, Inc. and WAMK Ltd. Other building inventory (42%) within the County consisted of smaller facilities less than 50,000 square feet held in a variety of ownerships. According to Keating, "our market is characterized by a few large users and many small users. We need more space in the 25,000 to 75,000 square foot range to attract mid-sized companies. This is a development opportunity."
The study was conducted by the JDA with assistance from an intern at the College of Coastal Georgia; a unit of the University system of Georgia. "I want to especially thank Andy Perkins, a business student at the College of Coastal Georgia, for his assistance in conducting this study. And, I would like thank Dr. Hepburn and Dr. Mathews of the College for creating this internship program," Keating added. "Andy will graduate in a year and be a great asset to any organization he chooses to join in the future."
Camden County Joint Development Authority
107 N. Gross Road, #2
Kingsland, GA 31548
912.729.7201
www.ccjda.com ccjda@co.camden.ga.us
About the JDA
The Camden County Joint Development Authority is a multi-jurisdictional economic development agency whose mission is to promote Camden County to business and industry, to expand and diversify the local economy, and stimulate the creation of quality employment opportunities to provide a better quality of life for citizens.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Sunday Funnies; Volume 180.
• Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Northam Show a spokesman said: We will struggle to get another man of the same calibre.”
• My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a wank. I said: Son, that`s 3 schools this year. You want to stop before you`re banned from teaching altogether.”
• Question: Are there too many immigrants in Britain? 17% said yes; 11% said No; 72% said: I am not understanding the question please.”
• Prince William says he doesn`t want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. Prince Phillip says he doesn’t give a toss, he is still going.
• The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can`t afford batteries!
• Today, in an opinion poll I was asked: If you could eliminate a race from the 2012 Olympics, which would it be?’Naturally I said Muslims. Apparently most people said the 10,000 metres!!
• Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of White-out. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.
• Some bastard just pinched a pair of my wife`s knickers off the washing line. Shes not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 pegs back.
• Some Japanese tourists just asked me to take a picture of them. When I said: “Wave”, they ran like the clappers!
Friday, August 12, 2011
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Sunday Funnies; Volume 179.
The Sunday Funnies are on vacation today.
Instead, please read the preceeding thread concerningthe bnefit I've put together for Cathy Gentry, co-owner of Aunt B's.
Might I suggest that you make planst to have a meal at each of the four participating restuarants on the four remaining Wednesdays in August?
Instead, please read the preceeding thread concerningthe bnefit I've put together for Cathy Gentry, co-owner of Aunt B's.
Might I suggest that you make planst to have a meal at each of the four participating restuarants on the four remaining Wednesdays in August?
Friday, August 5, 2011
Local restaurateurs band together to help one of their own.
There are four more Wednesdays remaining in August (it has five this year).
So far, four restaurants (NOW SIX!) have agreed to help out fellow restaurateur Cathy Gentry, co-owner of Aunt B's, with the expenses related to her stroke back in January.
Here's how you can help. At any time during normal business hours on Wednesdays, when you tell your waitperson that you are there to help Cathy Gentry, an amount equal to 10% of your check before taxes will be donated to the fund to help Cathy.
So far, the participating restaurant's are:
Borrel Creek Landing and Cafe', 1101 Hwy 40 E.,
St. Marys (across 40 from Harvey's Supermarket);
Riverside Cafe' & Restaurant, 106 W. St. Marys St.,
St. Marys (downtown on the river next to the old Trolleys location);
Silver Star Steak House, 219 Osborne St., St. Marys (downtown in the old Sterling Grocery location);
and Shelton's Southern Smoke Barbecue, City Smitty Drive, St. Marys ( in the old Dick's Wings / Bono's Barbecue location next to Peppers).
8/8/11 Addendum: Just this afternoon, upon the owner's return from vacation, IHOP in Kingsland has enthusiastically joined in. I know where I'm having breakfast Wednesday!
8/9/11 Addendum: I am pleased to announce that effective Wednesday, August 17th, St. Marys' newest restaurant, Barberitos, a Tex/Mex franchise, will begin participating. Their opening day is Monday, August 15th. They are located just south of Aunt B's in the old The Sweetest Things location.
Many thanks to these generous proprietors.
A special thanks to the T&G for advertising the event.
Any additional Camden restaurants wishing to participate may do so by contacting the organizer, Jay Moreno, at 673-7037.
Individuals wishing to make additional direct donations may make deposits to the account set up for this fundraiser. Go to any Coastal Bank office and make your deposit to "cash" to Account # 1004148191.
Thank you for your generous support.
So far, four restaurants (NOW SIX!) have agreed to help out fellow restaurateur Cathy Gentry, co-owner of Aunt B's, with the expenses related to her stroke back in January.
Here's how you can help. At any time during normal business hours on Wednesdays, when you tell your waitperson that you are there to help Cathy Gentry, an amount equal to 10% of your check before taxes will be donated to the fund to help Cathy.
So far, the participating restaurant's are:
Borrel Creek Landing and Cafe', 1101 Hwy 40 E.,
St. Marys (across 40 from Harvey's Supermarket);
Riverside Cafe' & Restaurant, 106 W. St. Marys St.,
St. Marys (downtown on the river next to the old Trolleys location);
Silver Star Steak House, 219 Osborne St., St. Marys (downtown in the old Sterling Grocery location);
and Shelton's Southern Smoke Barbecue, City Smitty Drive, St. Marys ( in the old Dick's Wings / Bono's Barbecue location next to Peppers).
8/8/11 Addendum: Just this afternoon, upon the owner's return from vacation, IHOP in Kingsland has enthusiastically joined in. I know where I'm having breakfast Wednesday!
8/9/11 Addendum: I am pleased to announce that effective Wednesday, August 17th, St. Marys' newest restaurant, Barberitos, a Tex/Mex franchise, will begin participating. Their opening day is Monday, August 15th. They are located just south of Aunt B's in the old The Sweetest Things location.
Many thanks to these generous proprietors.
A special thanks to the T&G for advertising the event.
Any additional Camden restaurants wishing to participate may do so by contacting the organizer, Jay Moreno, at 673-7037.
Individuals wishing to make additional direct donations may make deposits to the account set up for this fundraiser. Go to any Coastal Bank office and make your deposit to "cash" to Account # 1004148191.
Thank you for your generous support.
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