Sunday, June 27, 2010

Sunday Funnies; Volume 121.

A TRUE STORY FROM NORTH CAROLINA .


At the Saturday night tent revival the preacher announces,

"Anyone with 'needs' to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar."

John gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks:

"John, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

John replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

The preacher puts one finger in John's ear, and he places the other hand on top of
John's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for John.

After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,

"John, how is your hearing now?"

John says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't 'til next Wednesday."

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