Tuesday, May 6, 2008

NUCLEAR FLASH: The Bill Smith stench is about to assault the nation's nostrils!

This just in from a 100% reliable source: NPR - National Public Radio - is in Camden TODAY! They were in Woodbine earlier and have now spread out to other parts of the county. This is not some local interest crew from Peach State Public Radio. Oh no, these are the guys from the national network - the guys who produce and air such award-winning, national news programs as "Morning Edition" and "All Things Considered," with listenership numbering in the TENS OF MILLIONS all over the country and on Armed Forces Radio. Thank you so much, Big Thug Willie! Can "60 Minutes" and/or "20/20" be far behind? By the way, my impeccable source tells me that the NPR people have stated that this is one of the most flagrant and egregious cases of public corruption they've seen in years.
Oh, and don't you know the rest of the country will have some good laughs at Camden's expense when they play the "Odious Ode to Willie Joe" - Big Thug's campaign song!
Thanks again, Big Thug Willie!
Thanks, Thuggies!
1656 HRS: Just heard back from my source. He is, at this very moment, sending the audio file of BTW's theme song to NPR!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Jay

It looks like we'll be in the BIGTIME now..... LOL Can things get any worse????

We will have to find out when it will be aired so we can hear what they uncover.

BOB-BOB

Jay Moreno said...

Yes, Bob, and just think what a boon this will be for efforts to recruit companies offering high paying jobs to this area!

Thanks again, Big Thug!

Anonymous said...

Have they removed the lid from The Sheriffs Septic tank yet and took a whif? They ain't seen nothing yet

Anonymous said...

One thing is certain - they get NPR in Savannah. I bet some of those on the federal grand jury listen to NPR.

The hog farmer is gone!

Anonymous said...

Yee-hawwwwwww That SOB is going down and getting whats comming to him, and little Chuckie enjoy your time sitting on your potty, because 2010, your gonna be gone, and never elected for anything again in this county,so enjoy it while you can, and please inhale.