Sunday Funnies; Volume 37.

THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!! > If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!> > > When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears> With their tedious diatribes about how hard things were.> When they were> growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school> every morning > ... Uphill... barefoot. > BOTH ways > > Yadda, yadda, yadda> > And I remember promising myself that when I grew up,> There was no way in hell I was going to lay > A bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it > And how easy they've got it! > But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of > Thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the> youth of today.> > You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my> Childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! > And I hate to say it but you kids today you> Don't know how good you've got it!> > I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet.> If we wanted to know> something, We had to go to the damn library and> Look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!! > There was no email!! We had to actually write> Somebody a letter, with a pen! > ...Then you had to walk all the way across the street and> put it in the> mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!> > There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to > Steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store> and shoplift it> yourself! > Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio> and the DJ'd> usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! > > We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you> Were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy> signal, that's> it!> > And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! > When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could> be your school,> Your mom, your boss, your Bookie, your drug dealer, a> collections agent, you> Just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your> chances, mister! > > We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video> Games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari> 2600! With games > Like 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids'. Your> guy was a little square! You > Actually had to use your Imagination!! And there were no> multiple levels or> Screens, it was just one screen> Forever!> > And you could never win. The game just kept getting> Harder and harder and> Faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE! > > > You had to use a Little book called a TV Guide to find out> what was > On! You were screwed when it Came to channel surfing! You> had to get off> Your ass and walk over to the TV to change the Channel and> there was no> Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons> On Saturday Morning. Do you Hear what I'm saying!?! We> had to wait ALL WEEK> For cartoons, you spoiled> Little rat-bastards!> > And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat> Something up we had to use the stove ... Imagine that! > That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids> Today have got it too easy. > You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted> Five minutes back in 1980!> > Regards,> The over 30 Crowd >