Sundy Funnies; Volume 82.

WARNING FOR MALE SHOPPERS Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. "A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at: Lowe's, Home Depot,or Costco. Over the last month I became a victim of a scam while shopping. Here's how the scam works: Two 20-something girls approach as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No'. Instead, they ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree. They get into the back seat. They start undressing. One climbs over the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also July 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th &> 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this weekend. Tell your friends to be careful. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K- Mart and bought them out. You never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowe's, Home Depot, and Costco."