Saturday, April 12, 2008

And so, the crooked knot begins to unravel....

This morning, I'm hearing as yet unconfirmed rumors that Walker's wife has left him for ratting out Daddy Fairley. So, those millions are history for Wesley. He's still drawing his hush money - er, salary - from our no-good sheriff. But, as someone suggested on the GTU comments, if his paycheck is on direct deposit to his checking account, then it is also frozen. Mr. Walker, this looks like an ideal time for you to be in serious negotiations with the feds about the federal witness protection program. If I were you, I would think twice about an invitation to live out at the Ponderosa on freshly butchered pork. You wouldn't want to get stricken with one of those "sudden illnesses" way out in the woods. Update: Saturday, 2:00 PM. A source in the know has just informed me that last week, the court "unfroze" Sleazy Talker's county pay check as well as his wife's schoolboard paycheck. The hogs are safe for now, even though they will no doubt be on their own soon.

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