Sunday Funnies, Volume 8

Another one from Uncle Harry: The Aisle Seat Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out ofLondon . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in theaisle seat.. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggledhis toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a Coke." "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, "I'll get it for you." As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.When the Marine returned with the Coke, the otherArab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one,too." Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marinesother shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes...... and pissing in Cokes?" THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.