Saturday, December 31, 2011

Happy New Year!

Here's wishing a  Happy, Healthy, and Prosperous New Year to all decent, law-abiding, patriotic, Americans of good will.



Jay

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Sunday Funnies; Volume 199

The Christian Christmas wishes of a Mr. W. H. Burns, formerly of St. Marys, now living off of a woman in Florida:

"Julian (Jay), from those that know...you prefer any meat if injected the right way, nuts and all.


As for your skin cancers...pay back is so good when you wish it upon others...karma, karma.

Christmas Eve, 2011. Has anyone called you to wish you a Merry Christmas or sent you a gift to be enjoyed and appreciated?

I think you are so enclosed in your cocoon of ego, hate,resentment, pseudo intellect, and pure bullshit
mentality, you fail to grasp what this is all about.

It is wished, by this old besotted goat, lustful, leach and so many other terms used to describe one
you do not know, nor never will...to have a Merry Christmas.

My gift to you...If I could buy you for what you think your worth and sell you at the market price, it would be about 2 cents...give or take a penny!

Go to the bank on this!!!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all decent, law-abiding, patriotic, Americans of good will.

Jay

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Condi Rice for V.P.?

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/dec/18/curl-one-president-please-with-a-side-of-rice/?page=1

Sounds good to me. I certainly would have no problem with her ascending to the presidency 9 years hence, much less her being a heart beat away from the presidency for the next 8 years.

Her foreign policy creds are off the charts - superior to Hillary's and any current Republican presidential candidate.

A Newt/Condi ticket sounds good to me.

Thoughts?

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Sunday Funnies; Volume 198.

Blonde On a Plane


A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN
ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS
SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS
TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY
CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS
THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE
BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN
ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.


THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO
EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY
SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.


THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."


THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD
HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST
THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.


THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."


HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,
AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES
BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND
ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT
ANY FUSS.

"I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO ".

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Christopher Hitchens, another heroic and awesome intellectual, dies.

Damn, I'll miss his writings.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16214466

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/12/17/christopher-hitchens-and-fall-worthy-adversary/

By the way, until his last heartbeat, he was an avowed atheist. Any day now, just like they did with the late Dr. Carl Sagan, some lying bastard Christians will swear that he had a last minute, death bed conversion. Trust me, he did not.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Sunday Funnies; Volume 197.

JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when
DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US
military out of France as soon as possible.

Rusk responded, "Does that include those who are buried here?"

DeGaulle did not respond.

You could have heard a pin drop.



When in England , at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the
Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of  'empire building' by George Bush.

He answered by saying, "Over the years, the United States has sent many of
its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom
beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for
in return is enough to bury those that did not return."

You could have heard a pin drop.



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers
were taking part, including French and American. During a break,
one of the French engineers came back into the room saying, "Have you
heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft
carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he
intend to do, bomb them?"

A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: "Our carriers have three
hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are
nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to
shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to
feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand
gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a
dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and
from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?"

You could have heard a pin drop.



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included
Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French
Navies At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large
group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries.

Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a
French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many
languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, "Why is it that
we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than
speaking French?"

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, "Maybe it's because the
Brit's, Canadians, Aussie's and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't
have to speak German."


You could have heard a pin drop.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

AND

THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...



Robert Whiting an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.

At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport
in his carry on.

"You  have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.

Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible..  Americans always have to show their passports on arrival in France !"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in
1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen
to show a passport to."

You could have heard a pin drop.







~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~







If

you are proud to be an American, pass this on! If not, delete it.











I am proud to be of this land, AMERICA











JFK'S


Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when

DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US

military out of France as soon as possible.







Rusk responded,



"Does that include those who are buried here?"







DeGaulle

did not respond.







You

could have heard a pin drop.















When in England ,



at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the

Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of

'empire building' by George Bush.







He answered by saying,



"Over the years, the United States has sent many of

its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom

beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for

in return is enough to bury those that did not

return."







You

could have heard a pin drop.



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~





There was a conference in France



where a number of international engineers

were taking part, including French and American. During a break,

one of the French engineers came back into the room saying, "Have you

heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft

carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he

intend to do, bomb them?"





A Boeing engineer



stood up and replied quietly: "Our carriers have three

hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are

nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to

shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to

feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand

gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a

dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and

from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships;



how many does France have?"







You

could have heard a pin drop.



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~





A U.S. Navy Admiral



was attending a naval conference that included

Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French

Navies At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large

group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries.

Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a

French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many

languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, "Why is it that

we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than

speaking French?"





Without hesitating,



the American Admiral replied, "Maybe it's because the

Brit's, Canadians, Aussie's and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't

have to speak German."





You

could have heard a pin drop.









~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~





AND

THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...





Robert Whiting,



an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.



At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport



in his carry on.





"You

have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked

sarcastically.





Mr. Whiting



admitted that he had been to France

previously.





"Then

you should know enough to have your passport ready."





The American said,



"The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."





"Impossible..

Americans always have to show their passports on arrival in France !"





The American senior



gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he

quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in

1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen

to show a passport to."



You

could have heard a pin drop.







~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~







If

you are proud to be an American, pass this on! If not, delete it.











I am proud to be of this land, AMERICA

Friday, December 9, 2011

E-mail from Rep. Spencer

Note: this is a TOPIX thing. If you do not follow Topix yu might not get it.


Jay,




Nice to hear from you. I still agree with you about allowing students to carry on campus. However, my approach in pulling back barriers to exercising our 2nd Amendment rights such as this in my view is the first step. Amending my bill to include this change would be welcomed. As of now, I am in the process of gaining support from other legislators to make this first step.



Allowing students to carry on campus is something all 2nd Amendment supporters should get behind in light of the recent muggings and beatings at Georgia Tech and Georgia State. This may be the right political climate to pursue this. It is my understanding that another legislator may try to introduce this. I want to see how this process shakes out in light of all the politics surrounding gun rights right now. Should we adopt the campus change in my bill or the other legislator's bill, we will get stiff opposition from the Board of Regents...but we will cross that bridge when we get to it.



Thank you for your interest in the bill and the recommendation to allow carry on campuses.



Sincerely,



Representative Jason Spencer

www.staterepspencer.com

(912) 541-0243







-----Original Message-----

From: Jay Moreno [mailto:jaymor@tds.net]

Sent: Thu 12/8/2011 3:03 PM

To: Spencer, Jason

Subject: Gun bill



Jason,







I just finished reading your bill.







As I read it, college STUDENTS, 18 and up, who can legally carry with a

permit NOW, (correction: they can carry it in their car without a concealed permit which they can not legally obtain until age 21) under your bill, could carry without a license, yet STILL could
not legally leave a weapon locked up in their car, in the parking lot, while
attending class.

You will recall that we discussed this before the election.

Do you concur with my opinion as to how your bill treats the matter? If not,
could you cite the allowing language?


If you do, is it too late to amend the bill so that college students (not 18
y/o high school students) travel to and from campus armed and leave their
weapons legally in their parked cars?

It makes NO SENSE that a legal 18 year old campus visitor who is NOT a
student can but a student CAN'T!

Thank you.

Jay Moreno

Great water saving hot water pump!

I just had one of these installed today.

In my master bath, I used to have to run the hot water anywhere from 1 and 1/2 minutes to 1 minute, 45 seconds (depending on the season) before I had hot water at the faucet.

Not, I have water at maximum heat in 10 seconds! I love it.

The company claims that the average family will save 16,000 gallons of wasted water every year. In St.Marys, that's a good chunk of change.

The pump runs in 15 minutes intervals for about 10 seconds per run and only during the times of day you program the timer for. Or, you can let it run continually. It only draws the amps of a 25 watt bulb.

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Enjoy!

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Sunday Funnies; Volume 196.

A Lawyer And A Senior

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily.

So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.

The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.

This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"

The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net.

He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.

He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.







You know you're going to send this one on.

Don't mess with old farts!