Lying weasel Smith's latest dodge.

This just in from my main mole... Yesterday, County Coroner L.W. Bruce made one final appearance at the office of Sherif William E. Smith in Woodbine. In the absence of the sheriff-in-hiding, Mr. Bruce attempted to hand the papers to Chief Deputy Charley Easterling. Easterling refused to touch them, telling Bruce he could could sit them on the desk if he wanted to, by they would just sit there as he was refusing to have anything to do with them, much less acknowledge receipt of them. Now, it turns out that Bill Smith has had his attorney file a claim with the court asserting that insofar as his client, the notorious lying scofflaw, William E. Smith, is the legally designated sole custodian of the seized assets, that anything short of actual, physical service upon Smith himself constitutes deficient service and therefor, the lawsuit can not proceed for so long as Smith can continue to hide out from service. The judge will decide whether or not "notorious service" on Easterling was sufficient at tomorrow's hearing in Woodbine at 0930 HRS. Tell me, Thuggies, do these sound like the actions of an innocent man? No that you moral midgets would give a damn.