Sunday Funnies; Volume 50

Atlanta Airport Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to landeastbound on runway 9R Saudi Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.'Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.'Iran Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.'Pause...Saudi Air: ' ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC'Atlanta ATC: 'Go ahead Saudi Air 511.'Saudi Air: 'YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.'Atlanta ATC: 'Well bless your little hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- '