Sunday, September 5, 2010

Sunday Funnies: Volume 131.

 You know you are from Georgia.....

 1. You can properly pronounce Chickamauga, DeKalb, Dahlonega,
 Smyrna, Buena Vista, Valdosta, Hahira, Houston Co., Milan, Okefenokee, and
 La Fayette.

 P.S.. Atlanta = ADD-LANNA not AT-LANT-A.

 2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.

 3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and
 look for a funnel.

 4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not
 determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of

 5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and

 6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at weddings and funerals.

7. You think everyone from a Yankee-state has an accent.

8. You measure distance in minutes.

 9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the

 10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an

 11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.

 12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their
 wedding date.

 13. You know someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.

 14. Almost everyone you know is either Baptist or Methodist.

 15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy Silverado
 Extended Bed Crew Cab is.

 16. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressing.

 17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to

 18. Ironically, you only crave Chik-Fil-A and alcohol on
 Sundays..when neither are sold.

 19. On one side of the road there's Wal-Mart and on the other is a
 cotton field.

 20. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."

21. "YALL is a word.

 22. Fried chicken is a major part of your diet

 23. Krispy Kreme dounuts are the only kind of dounuts you eat.

 24. You call it a cold Christmas if you don't break out in a sweat
 in your new sweater.

 25. When a single snowflake falls, the entire state shuts down,
 even if it doesn't stick. The radio and TV news will make snowstorm reports
 every 10 minutes and the grocery store will be completely sold out of bread,
 milk, bottled water, toilet paper, and beer.

26. People actually grow, eat and like okra!

27. You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a

 28. Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.

 30. You understand that at least once a year your car will turn
 yellow with pollen.

 31. You know at least one Bubba, and maybe a few guys named Bo.

 32. You say "tuna fish sandwich." (not tuna sandwich)

 33. You use "Sir" and "Ma'am" if there's a remote possibility that
 person you're talking to is least 30 minutes older than you are.

 34. Braves=good. Yankees=bad. Mets=LOATH

 35.You love sweet tea, mashed potatoes, biscuits, and all Southern
 comfort food...and Southern comfort

 36. You don't appreciate it, You preciate it.

 37. Your last words might be, "Yall watch this."

 38. Herschel Walker, Larry Munson, Sid Bream, Hank Aaron are

 39. You say and know what "I bet your sittin in tall cotton right
 now" means

 40. You use the heater in the mornin and AC in the afternoon during the "winter" season

 41. You might have heard of people finding their lost boat in a
 lake that has dried up recently

42. You know that Hurricanes are those the really big storms that
 give us lots of rain and a lil wind while at the same times destroys

 43. You know there is more than one type of Pecan

 44. You know the general population in the state will be stocking
 up on ammo and guns due to the new President

 45. You say "mash" instead of "push", for example...buttons

 46. The Redneck Games in Dublin and Smileys Flee Market are kinda a
 big deal

 47. Savannah is The place to go to in the state for St. Patty's Day

48. The Perry Fair (GA National Fair) is on your calendar of events
 every year

 And finally...

 This one is the absolute Gospel truth! I have said this so many

 49. You are 100% Georgian if you have ever had this conversation:

 "You wanna coke?"


 "What kind?"

 "Dr Pepper

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