Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Ding, dong, the campaign witch is gone!!

This just in from my Main Mole.....
Just days after rushing back from Haiti....
Mother Mary Ann Seaman has turned her massive back on Bill Smith for the last time!
Seaman has quit the campaign for good!
The official party line will be because of her failing health.
The truth is that she was overheard telling insiders that after she personally heard people booing Smith along the parade route Saturday, then read accounts of people cheering for Tommy Gregory, she decided that all was lost and that she did not want to go down with the ship!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you can't stay in the kitchen when it gets hot, then the best thing to do is get OUT. Dang I wished she would have lasted one more week.

Anonymous said...

THAT WOULD BE TATAMOUNT TO THE TITANIC GOING DOWN!!

Anonymous said...

If you can't play by her rules, she will take her marbles and go home. Kinda like BTW

Anonymous said...

The SS WILLIE is sinking, throw him an anchor

Anonymous said...

He met another and PTTTTTTT!!!! she was gone. hee hawwwwww