Sunday Funnies; Volume 56

(For Sarah, my Scottish housekeeper). A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn. A Gamekeeper shouts:'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!' The man replies,'My Good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that in English for me'? The keeper replies:'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way !!!