Sunday, May 9, 2010

Sunday Funnies; Volume 114.

 Speaking German in Texas


  Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking
  population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking
  from his pond with his hand..

  The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
 gesheissen.'

  (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have s_ _ _ in it.')

 The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for
 Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'

  The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more water.'

2 comments:

hannah said...

That's offensive on many levels, but I don't suppose you recognize that.

Shared antagonism is a cheap organizing principle.

Jay Moreno said...

Knowing how much you Lefties dearly love to be offended, glad I could be of service!