Speaking German in Texas
Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking
population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking
from his pond with his hand..
The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have s_ _ _ in it.')
The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for
Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'
The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more water.'
Sunday, May 9, 2010
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2 comments:
That's offensive on many levels, but I don't suppose you recognize that.
Shared antagonism is a cheap organizing principle.
Knowing how much you Lefties dearly love to be offended, glad I could be of service!
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