Sunday, August 15, 2010

Sunday Funnies; Volume 128

From the American Association Of Retired People

Questions and Answers from AARP Forum

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy

women who are interested

in them? A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through

menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with

tools, you can finish the basement.

When you're done you'll have a

place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that

Menopause is mentioned in

the bible. Is that true?

Where can it be found? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:

"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ......"

Q: How can you increase the

heart rate of your 60-plus

year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that

terrible curse of the elderly

wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face ? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking ? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage ? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember these !"

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT ?

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