Sunday, August 22, 2010

Sunday Funnies; Volume 129

Abbot was seated next to a little girl on the airplane leaving

from Sydney when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger..'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the total stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the Abbot. 'How about global warming
or universal health care', and he smiles smugly.

OK, ' she said. 'Those could be interesting topics.. But let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

Abbot, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss
global warming or universal health care when you don't know shit?


Pollyanna said...

Will you be posting a report on tonight's city council meeting when you get home tonight or do I have to wait until tomorrow? Mr. Rudy has been posting the video a little sooner than he used to now that all the drama is going on. Usually by Wednesday.

Jay Moreno said...

Yes, I will.

Pollyanna said...

Thank you...I am unable to attend the meetings but enjoy keeping up via the videos and look forward to hearing eyewitness reports from regulars like yourself.