Thursday, March 13, 2008

Latest info on Cisco mess.

I hear from a source that when the court-appointed receiver took over the operation of all three locations DBA "Cisco's," they literally forced Fairley Cisco to turn over all of the credit cards and cash from his wallet, as well as the change from his pants pockets. Maybe BTW can butcher a hog and send it over to his house. They have also confiscated Cisco's rather extensive gun collection, including a 12 gauge "streetsweeper" rotary magazined, pistol grip shotgun. Now, this is interesting. My source has heard that a former employee has recently come forward with information about the existence of at least one two gallon "gas measuring can" with a false bottom. Further details are a little sketchy. If you've ever observed the Dept of Agriculture inspectors, you know that they bring their own cans. Do any readers know if maybe gas stations are required to run their own tests for pump accuracy by pumping a metered 2 gallons into a 2 gallon can? Perhaps some unwitting employees were measuring less than two gallons into a can Fairley Cisco had made with a false bottom and therefor unwittingly certified that the checks were showing that the pumps were properly calibrated. That could explain how no honest employees figured out the scam.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

The rigged 2 gallon gas can matched what was pumped by the rigged pumps. If a customer complained, they took the rigged can out and pumped "2" gallons into it and viola, "you must be mistaken".

Really a handy thing to have when fleecing yankees on a holiday weekend.

Jay Moreno said...

Sounds logical and beleivable.

Do you have actual knowledge, or are you surmizing.

I sure hope that ol' Viola gets a refund. (The word you were looking for is actually "voila." :-) )

Anonymous said...

I heard at the coffee table yesterday morning that the GBI has the gas can and that it has clearly been at the Ciscos for a long time.

All the cheesecake and quiche eaters are in for a bad time in the upcoming months.

Jay Moreno said...

Let's hope so.

I wonder where one goes to have a two gallon gas measuring can modified with a false bottom so that it shows the 95% delivery rate as being 100%.(Shorting one quart per five gallons = a 5%shortage.) Not just any idiot can do that precisely.

Perhaps if they find the maker of the modified can, they willl find that he has had other customers. That customer list could open up a can of worms that leads God-only-knows how far.

Anonymous said...

By God Jay, I think you ARE onto something.... Let's just hope someone follows the trail. Whoever achieved this task has to be a master welder.

Do you think Wesley needed two weeks off for personal reasons(his wife and father-in-laws assets were recently frozen)or do you believe Bill suspended him for two weeks?

Anonymous said...

Jay have you heard from Rick lately? He has not updated his blog since the 26th of February. I just hope everything is okay. I know how vindictive the system can be.

Jay Moreno said...

No, Rick is alive and well and still getting settled into his relatively new job.

He told me last week he will be back on-line soon.

But you are right: they would love to get him fired, my benifits cancelled, and both of us in jail, without a doubt.

Jay Moreno said...

So, Sleazy Talker is "off" for two weeks, eh?

I wonder if he is, even as we speak, at the helm of the SS Willie taking Fairley to do a little offshore banking and shop for the most favorable extradition treaty?

Tripp said...

Check out the crap I found out today. I think you touched on it in one of your earlier posts. I just put it on my blog. More garbage from the pile!I cant wait to see who gets fried!

Jay Moreno said...

Just did.

Interesting.

Would not surprize me one bit.