Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Election Returns.

7:40 PM I've heard nothing yet from my man inside Judge Gillette's office, but I have just learned that T.V. Camden will be video streaming a live report on the results starting at 8:00PM. Click here to watch it: http://www.tvcamden.com/ If I get anything sooner, I'll let y'all know. 7:43 PM In Browntown, it was Smith 114, Gregory 59. Relax. Tommy will win it in the areas where the "damned outsiders" live. Remember, in 'o6-'07, Smith cut a drug fund check for $10,000 payable directly to the Browntown Baptist Church. Obviously, he got his money's worth. 7:52PM My man in Woobdbine is on a cell phone in the courthouse. He's breaking up badly. Some precinct - he thinks Woodbine - just came in Smith 402; Gregory 204. What in the hell were they thinking? That's right - scads of black votes for sale up that way via their churches. More votes successfully purchased with drug money. 7:59 T.V. Camden coverage started a couple of minutes ago. They are also on your television right now, if you get cable. 8:00 With four precincts reporting, it's Smith 763; Gregory 703. 8:04 My man says the total so far is Gregory 910; Smith 854! 8:13 1,157 Gregory; 1,066 Smith! Hang in there, Tommy!!! 8:16 1,234 Gregory; 1,142 Smith!!!!! Sic 'em, Tommy!!! That's with 43% of the votes in. 8:21 Gregory, 1,364; Smith, 1,224. Heart attack city!! 8:23 Gregory 1,466; Smith 1,305! So long, Big Thug!! 8:25 Gregory, 1,505; Smith, 1,364! Looking good - looking good!! 8:28 Gregory, 1,690; Smith 1,575, with 9 precincts reporting. 8:29 Gregory, 1,705; Smith 1,585! 8:32 Gregory 1,891; Smith 1,634! Now we're smokin'!!! 8:34 Gregory, 2,001; Smith, 1,858! BTW, your very small space odyssey is about to begin!!!! 8:37 Gregory, 2,006; Smith 1,887. There are a total of 16 precincts. 8:40 Gregory, 2,463; Smith 2,094! If the absentee ballots go our way, BTW is toast! Re: "Other races:" I'm a tad busy right now, but I'll get to those later tonight. 8:48 Gregory, 2,666; Smith 2,208. Big Thug Willie, goodbye. Big Thug Willie, don't cry. The feds will not fail; they will come and put your sorry ass in jail! Oh, Big Thug Willie, GOOD BYE! 8:56 Gregory, 2,924; Smith 2,411! A lead of 513 for Gregory We're getting close, folks! All 14 precincts have reported. That leaves 1,200 early votes to be reported, plus 450 absentee ballots to be counted. They estimate they will finalize the report in about an hour. 9:03 Per T.V. Camden, in the tax commissioner race: Beth Soles, 2,554, 1,025. No contest there. Based on the votes counted so far, the sheriff's race is running 54% to 44% in favor of Gregory!!!!! I predicted it could go as high as 60 / 40! District 1 County Commission Race: Brack, 334; Keene, 589; King, 290. There will be a run off between Brack and Keene. Keene will win easily. FLASH: This just in from Huddle House Reporter - a very reliable source.

"FYI

Voter fraud regarding absentee ballots has been uncovered involving a deputy or deputies and at least 1 member of the registrar's office. It has been reported and I expect there will be prosecutions.Let's hope that the outcome is not effected by the absentee ballots.hhr "

Hallelujah, Brothers and Sisters!! It's all over but the indictment!!

Tommy has won it! There are 412 absentee ballots that remain to be counted, but Tommy is ahead of Smith by 466! It's over - not only the election but the long Smith nightmare. Now if only the sorry bastard will drive to Charleston and stay there until Tommy is sworn in.

Let's show some mercy to vanquished Thuggies - at least those who are not felons. Clearly, they were not as blessed as the decent people who elected Tommy when it comes to intelligence, education, and an unerring moral compass

I'll try to get the results of the other races as soon as I can.

10:01 Here are some other results. Bear in mind that they have not ye t finished counting 412 absentee ballots. Therefor, some of these are still squeakers.

Sheriff: Gregory 3,544; Smith 3,078. Mathematically impossible for Smith to win.

District 1: Brack 406; Keene, 777; King, 344. King at just under 51% before absentee ballots.

District 3: Berry, 333; Carper 168. No contest - right result.

District 5: Rainer, 743; Callahan, 616. Probably will not know until the morning because this old "fat dumb ass" (that's "victorious old fat dumb ass" to you Thuggies!) is going to bed shortly.

Tax commissioner: Soles, 4,461; Smith, 1,662; Blue, 498.

Clerk of Superior Court: Waldron, 3,293;Murray, 2,185; Taylor, 772.

Coroner: Bruce, 5,287; Myers, 495.

Vote to move airport, Republican: yes, 3,506; no, 2,893.

Democrat: yes, 327; no, 289.

I'll give y'all the Camden figures for state-wide races in the morning.

Good evening.

Congratulations, Tommy and Jodi, on a damned fine race!

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!

GO TOMMY!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Go Gregory!!

Anonymous said...

aaaaahhhhhaaahhhhaahhhhhhh

I HAVE NO MORE HAIR!!!

Anonymous said...

And I had to move to Jacksonville!

GO TOMMY GO TOMMY GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

What about some other races?

Anonymous said...

Jay thanks for staying on top of the count. Your count is ahead of TV Camden and they are sitting ride outside of Probate.

ABC

Anonymous said...

Other races?

Anonymous said...

Hey Jay..where can we find past election years voter results?

Anonymous said...

Thanks ALOT JAY for keeping us UPDATED....

Anonymous said...

Thanks Jay!

Anonymous said...

FYI

Voter fraud regarding absentee ballots has been uncovered involving a deputy or deputies and at least 1 member of the registrar's office. It has been reported and I expect there will be prosecutions.

Let's hope that the outcome is not effected by the absentee ballots.

hhr

Anonymous said...

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TOMMY

BOB-BOB

Anonymous said...

another crooked thuggie bites the dust

Anonymous said...

Do we know what kind of fraud it was? What exactly it entailed?

Anonymous said...

big thug willie won't go without trying to cheat?

Anonymous said...

OH HELL YEA. GOOD JOB TOMMY.
THAT JAY.......YOU ARE BETTER THAN THE NEWS MEDIA.....

Anonymous said...

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Hey Hey Goodbye!!!!

Anonymous said...

YEAH!!!!!! GO TOMMY!!!!WE KNEW YOU WOULD WIN!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes!!!! Wheres' the party folks?!

Anonymous said...

Jay you did one hell of a good job keeping us posted on the race, not bad for an old Chief. Thanks a million for your posting's

Jay Moreno said...

You're all very welcome. The pleasure was all mine.

Sic semper tyrannis!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations Tommy, you deserve it. Great job


Rebeldawg

Anonymous said...

NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN..GO TOMMY!!!!

Anonymous said...

Jay, thanks so much for your promp reporting. The local tv station nor the T&G could keep up with you. I promised you a Keylime Pie if Tommy won, so, I will be working on that in the next couple of days. Thanks again Jay, your blog is the best.

Anonymous said...

What a super blog you have Jay. You are much better than the Local TV Station and the T & G. Your returns were faster and much more accurate.

Anonymous said...

What a night!!!!! Thanks Jay for the minute by minute updates, it was a wild ride! You and Rick deserve a standing ovation for getting the info out to the public and making a difference in this election. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! (hug!)

Go Tommy!!!!!!! wooohoooo!!

Jay Moreno said...

You're quite welcome everyone - and thanks.

Anonymous said...

Why do you assume that Woodbine is collectively black voters? This shows your ignorance to the citizens of this county. You also assume that since they may be black that they use drugs. You should get your head out of your thesaurus and watch your manners!!! You should take back your racist comment. Or perhaps I should write a letter to your big supporter, the tribune, and let everyone know your views since you spout them so freely. Freedom of speech can bite you in the ass too!

Jay Moreno said...

Dear ignorant "WB citizen:" Let me guess: you too are otherwise a big fan of mine, right.

Now,lets look at what I actually said so that i can parse it for you.

"7:52PM My man in Woobdbine is on a cell phone in the courthouse. He's breaking up badly.
Some precinct - he thinks Woodbine - just came in Smith 402; Gregory 204. What in the hell were they thinking? That's right - scads of black votes for sale up that way via their churches. More votes successfully purchased with drug money."

It is a fact -easily verifiable by checking U.S. Census data - as I have in the past, that doistrict 1 - the district which gave us Commissioner Rhodes - is far and away the most heavily black district in the county. It is a well known fact - not racial prejudice - but fact, that Bill Smiht was invited to deliver his political message directly from the pulpits of virtually every black church in the county - but certainly all in the north end - in clear and flagrant violation of the law and the U.S.Constitution, during this race. But how could theuy deny a guy who hadsbought most of the black pastors - and thereby their congregations votes via outright cash contributions and or flights to California? To be sure, some whites have gone as well, but it is a given in Camden County that black votes are readily for sale via black churches - a situation which only balcks themselves - or, perhaps the IRS - cam remedy.

Now, let's look closely at the last line of my statment.

"More votes successfully purchased with drug money."

That was referring to Smith using the "drug money" from the confiscated drug funds, AKA "the siezed asset accounts." It was in no way a reference to balck drug money, blacks using drug money, or anything else disparaging to blacks.

It would appear, Sir or madam, that the racist here far more likely to be you than me. Most assuredly, you are the idiot.

I am not a racist, but neither am I a sniveling liberal, enslaved to bogus "white guilt."

Better luck next time.