Sunday Funnies; Volume 20

In Honor of Stupid People . .. . In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- 'Do not turn upside down.' (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!) ========================== On Sainsbury's peanuts -- ¡Warning: contains nuts.' (Talk about a news flash) =========================== On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- ¡Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking This medication.' (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we Could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) ========================== On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- ¡Product will be hot after heating.' (...and you thought????...) ======================= On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.) ==================================== On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) =========================== On bar of Dial soap -- ¡Directions: Use like regular soap.' (and that would be???....) ============================ On some Swanson frozen dinners -- ¡Serving suggestion: Defrost.' (but, it's just a suggestion.) ======================== On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- ¡Do not iron clothes on body.' (but wouldn't this save me time?) ============================== On Nytol Sleep Aid -- ¡Warning: May cause drowsiness.' (..I'm taking this because???.....) ============================== On most brands of Christmas lights -- ¡For indoor or outdoor use only.' (as opposed to what?) ========================== On a Japanese food processor -- ¡Not to be used for the other use.' (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) ============================== On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- 'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.' (Step 3: say what?) =========================== On a child's Superman costume -- 'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly..' (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) ======================== On a Swedish Chainsaw -- 'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.' (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) =========================== Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)... ============================= ****Blessed are the cracked: for it is they who let in the light*****< /FONT> If you did not recognize many of the brand names, it is because they're Australian.